| | Four Unnecessary Lists:
Top Ten Decades of the 20th Century:
1. 60’s
2. 20’s
3. 70’s
4. 40’s
5. 00’s
6. 90’s
7. 50’s
8. 10’s
9. 80’s
10. 30’s
Top 10 Best Things Ever:
1. Cotton Candy as a complementary dessert at restaurants
2. The Last Waltz
3. Feeling badass
4. Lazy, nowhere-to-go city bike rides
5. The ability to legally drink alcohol while driving
6. Dutch Blitz
7. Hugging strangers at sporting events
8. Distorted guitars
9. Noticeable weight loss
10. Catharsis
Six New Swearwords
1. Sluck
2. Tunt
3. Tudd
4. Clintoris
5. Moistcouch
6. Asss
Top Ten Worst Non-Tragic Things Ever
1. Being Tired
2. Cauliflower
3. Talking about cars
4. Malls
5. The term “hipster” when used as an insult by another hipster
6. Having to puke, but not wanting to puke
7. Balding
8. Ben Stiller
9. Getting a root canal and in the middle of it realizing that the freezing didn’t take
10. When someone tries opening the door while you’re already in the bathroom
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